June 24th, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 85: In retrospect, Lastings Milledge might have had some makeup issues
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

PRODcast 85 is dedicated to our two patron saints, Lastings Milledge and Tony La Russa. May they both bless you and keep you and may their lights shine upon you forever. 

 Here’s how 85 breaks down:

- Open (0:00-8:00)

- Your wacky emailz (8:45-30:45)

- Musical guest: COMET CONTROLBuy “Blast Magic” here. (31:30-34:00)

- Human guest: Melissa Lockard of OaklandClubhouse.com (34:00-55:00)

- The baseball things (55:50-1:18:55)

  • Josh Byrnes got canned as GM of the Padres

  • Carlos Correa … NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • The Angels BLOLpen is still a mess

  • The Brewers might actually be legit

  • Wacha and Garcia to the DL for the Cards

  • Phils sign Grady Sizemore to a minor league deal because of course they do

  • The Rangers … the poor Rangers

  • Bronson Arroyo could be next in line for TJ surgery  

- Puig Destroyer updates (1:21:30-1:26:15)

- Goodbye and thank you for listening!

June 17th, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 84: Prince Fielder, Swathed in Zubaz
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

Short and sweet this week, kids. Bing bang boom. Still no shortage of great #content, with our unique based ball insight accompanied by the mellifluous strains of ILLUSTRATIONS.

- The open: memories of a young, portly Prince, enveloped in Zubazity. (0:00-4:05)

- The emails. Y’all crazy. (4:40-22:55)

- The musical guest: ILLUSTRATIONSBuy “In Vain” here. (23:40-26:26)

- The baseball things: (26:26-50:20)

  • R.I.P. Tony Gwynn
  •  More baseballers fall to the curse of Tommy John, including Chad Billingsley
  • Where goeth the Shark? 
  • Royals are rolling
  • Giants free-falling
  • Please get well, Justin Verlander
  • Cardinals are coming for what’s theirs
  • The All-Star Game continues to be stupid

- Musical advice: what the hell is Ian’s problem with Guided by Voices, and the fine line of fidelity (51:00-1:00:00)

- Puig Destroyer updates and TTFN (1:00:00-1:03:02)ast

June 10th, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 83: What was Eric Gagne's deal, anyway?
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

Super excited for this one, which is basically just Riley and Ian talking for almost 2 hours about how great Eric Gagne was. 

Nah, just kidding, he was a giant tool! But we do have other great stuff for you, including:

- The open (0:00-5:23)

- The emails (5:51-29:31)

- The musical guest: FUCKED UP.  (30:10-33:45)

- The human guest: Justin Halpern (33:45-1:04:13)

- The baseball stuff: (1:04:47-1:38:52)

  • Manny Machado is a dumbass

  • Josh Lueke got DFA (finally) and the Rays will be sellers… but when? 

  • The Giants are running away with the NL West

  • Are the Blue Jays for real?

  • The Twines signed one or more Kendrys Moraleses

  • Tony Sipp played right field

  • Trevor Cahill was D’d for A

  • Gregory Polanco is finally up and the Super 2 thing sucks

  • Lonald Chisenhall had a big night

  • MLB DARFT

  • CWS stuff. Go ‘Eaters!

- The li’l KWC tour report (1:39:30-1:47:36)

See you next week! 

May 27th, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 82: Johnny Lazor - Superhero, Pornstar or Crappy Baseballer?
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

Mellow tunes and a not-so-mellow offering of the PRODcast!

productiveouts:

John. Paul. Lazor. You can only DREAM of having a name that awesome!

Today’s show is dedicated to his illustrious name and lackluster career. It goes like this. 

- The open, wherein we talk about stuff (0:00-4:00)

- The emails, wherein we read yours (4:45-34:35)

- Musical guest: TYCHOBuy “Awake” here. (35:20-38:10)

- Baseball things! (38:10-1:07:30)

  • The Red Sox suck, or at least they did
  • Giancarlo Stanton does NOT get cheated
  • Manny Ramirez: Player/Coach
  • Someone stole Hunter Pence’s scooter. Really.
  • Josh Beckett threw a no-hitter (but against the Phillies, so…)
  • Those goddamn Memorial Day hats
  • George Springer is the new hotness & the Evan Drellich Astros story

- Musical advice: Starting a baseball-themed band. Hmm, I think we might have some advice for you! (1:08:05-1:17:35)

- Up next/goodbye. (1:17:35-1:23:36) Thanks for listening!

Reblogged from PRODUCTIVE OUTS
May 27th, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 82: Johnny Lazor - Superhero, Pornstar or Crappy Baseballer?
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

John. Paul. Lazor. You can only DREAM of having a name that awesome!

Today’s show is dedicated to his illustrious name and lackluster career. It goes like this. 

- The open, wherein we talk about stuff (0:00-4:00)

- The emails, wherein we read yours (4:45-34:35)

- Musical guest: TYCHOBuy “Awake” here. (35:20-38:10)

- Baseball things! (38:10-1:07:30)

  • The Red Sox suck, or at least they did
  • Giancarlo Stanton does NOT get cheated
  • Manny Ramirez: Player/Coach
  • Someone stole Hunter Pence’s scooter. Really.
  • Josh Beckett threw a no-hitter (but against the Phillies, so…)
  • Those goddamn Memorial Day hats
  • George Springer is the new hotness & the Evan Drellich Astros story

- Musical advice: Starting a baseball-themed band. Hmm, I think we might have some advice for you! (1:08:05-1:17:35)

- Up next/goodbye. (1:17:35-1:23:36) Thanks for listening!