I love baseball.
I love the World Baseball Classic.
I love (most things about) my country.
But I hate the ever-loving shit out of these hats.
You have a nation of incredible graphic designers at your disposal, and you decide to go for something that looks like a stereogram that reveals an octopus trying to violate a star. (Stare at it until you go cross-eyed, and try to refocus, you’ll see.)
You’re doin’ it wrong, ‘merica. You’re doin’ it wrong.