Productive Outs Holiday Merch Sale
Still looking for the PERFECT holiday gift for your mom, dad, brother, sister, wife, girlfriend, friend, grandpa, grandma, uncle, aunt, niece, nephew, cousin, second cousin, third cousin twice-removed, or dog?
Well, WHOO BOY! You’re in luck.
The Productive Outs Merch Hut has just been re-stocked with all sorts of wearable hugs. We’ve got tees and hoodies and baseball-style raglans and THEY’RE ALL ON SALE.
That’s right, ladies and germs. We’re slashing prices and …
HOLY SHIT is right.
If you order by Dec. 20th you should have your Productive Outs goodies in time to wrap ‘em up*, stick ‘em under the tree and make a special someone’s holiday a whole lot better**.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
*this is according to the USPS.
** “Ooh, thanks for the shirt. What’s a Productive Outs?”
"It’s a baseball blog … err, Twitter feed … err, podcast or something."
"It’s a thing wh- It’s uh … There are these two guys an-"
"No, but … yeah, so it’s like … There’s … baseball and uh …"
"THANKS FOR NOTHING."