January 4th, 2013
hermitologist

John Lowenstein

"Hello. I’m here to kidnap your child play baseball.”

DADHAT: 60

DERP: 45

MUSTACHE: 60

CREEPINESS: 80

Career bWAR: 8.1 

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    Saw him play at the old Municipal Stadium many times.
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    Dr. Strangeglove!
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