June 24th, 2011
teenarcher
Are you there, God? It’s me, Eugenio.
I know it’s been a while, but I’ve been a good boy this year and I was hoping to ask you for a few things. 
A uniform that fits 
For the other kids at the playground to stop calling me “Zorak” and “Fast Black Abe Lincoln”
An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
To be able to grow hair on parts of my face other than my chin
To stop being terrible at baseball
Sincerely, 
Baron Pickoff von Ironglove

Are you there, God? It’s me, Eugenio.

I know it’s been a while, but I’ve been a good boy this year and I was hoping to ask you for a few things. 

  1. A uniform that fits 
  2. For the other kids at the playground to stop calling me “Zorak” and “Fast Black Abe Lincoln”
  3. An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
  4. To be able to grow hair on parts of my face other than my chin
  5. To stop being terrible at baseball

Sincerely, 

Baron Pickoff von Ironglove

  1. busterposeys reblogged this from productiveouts and added:
    BRINGIN IT BACK
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    I am absolutely DYING at that comment ^^^^ “Are you there God? It’s me, Eugenio.”
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