Our favorite human being, Jeff Karstens (AKA “River Wizard” WTF), made his triumphant return to the diamond last night in Philadelphia as he faced off against the Phillies and some squishy adult baby named Joe Blanton. Mayor McDerp had a rough outing, giving up six earned runs on eleven hits hits through five innings of work, while his Pirates teammates pretended that they’d forgotten how to throw and catch, and Pedro Alvarez be’d Pedro Alvarez.
Karstens and his face looked to be in phenomenal shape towards the end of his rehab stint last week, but last night’s return to game action was nothing but a disappointment. We’re hoping his DERPability isn’t regressing to the mean.
Even when he’s not on top of his game, Jeff Karstens still has a face, you guys.
This is the thirteenth installment in our ongoing tribute to him. And his face.
(CILCK TEH PIC FOR ANUTHER SCEPTACULER SLIEDSHWE OF JEFD KRASTENCE!)