February 15th, 2013
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If you ain’t the lead dog, you’re looking at Jeff Karstens’ butt.

If you ain’t the lead dog, you’re looking at Jeff Karstens’ butt.

February 14th, 2013
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The first Jeff Karstens sighting of the spring reveals that our hero could very well be in the best shape of his life.

The first Jeff Karstens sighting of the spring reveals that our hero could very well be in the best shape of his life.

January 2nd, 2013
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Via Getting Blanked:

Sony is giving fans the chance to vote on who will grace the cover of MLB 13: The Show beginning on January 7th. Prospective gamers can choose between seven Major League Baseball players: Ryan Braun, Miguel Cabrera, Bryce Harper, Matt Kemp, Andrew McCutchen, Buster Posey, and C.C. Sabathia.

Consider the above photo our write-in candidate.
Who’s with us?

Via Getting Blanked:

Sony is giving fans the chance to vote on who will grace the cover of MLB 13: The Show beginning on January 7th. Prospective gamers can choose between seven Major League Baseball players: Ryan Braun, Miguel Cabrera, Bryce Harper, Matt Kemp, Andrew McCutchen, Buster Posey, and C.C. Sabathia.

Consider the above photo our write-in candidate.

Who’s with us?

September 27th, 2012
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In case you missed it last night, this might just be my favorite picture of the entire 2012 season.

It only took us 155 games.

Good things come to those who wait.

August 31st, 2012
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Productive Outs’ beloved Jeff Karstens had a rough one against the Milwaukee Brewers tonight. DERP Wienerschnitzel only lasted 1/3 of an inning and was tagged for four runs on five hits before he left with a groin injury.

That 1/3 of an inning was rough. Nyjer Morgan doubled, Rickie Weeks singled, Aramis Ramirez to drive them both in, he struck out Ryan Braun, he gave up a two-run home run to one of the cavemen from the GEICO commercials,  Jonathan Lucroy singled and then oh man I can’t do this anymore my bathing suit area hurts hey purple-faced manager guy let’s talk about this OK I’m done.

And that was that.

The Pirates went on to lose 9-3.

Jeff Karstens is injured, but he still has a face.

This is the twenty-first installment of our ongoing tribute to him. And his face.

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