April 5th, 2013
hermitologist

Michael Morse Is A Hammer-Wielding Adonis

This is Mike Morse’s solo shot off of A.J. Griffin last night.

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The pitch: A 1-1 fastball that was six inches off the inside black and bearing in on his meathooks.

The swing: Like Thor swinging his hammer. Brute strength.

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 The velocity off the bat: 107.9 mph

The elevation angle: 23.6º

The distance: 383 feet

The verdict: That’ s four bombs in four games for The Sea Beast, and as a result, the collective man crush that Productive Outs has on him has reached freakish levels. 

December 10th, 2012
hermitologist
FAILED MLB SLOGANS
Seattle Mariners: Come see Dustin Ackley foul off some pitches.
(image via @rowast)

FAILED MLB SLOGANS

Seattle Mariners: Come see Dustin Ackley foul off some pitches.

(image via @rowast)

August 5th, 2011
hermitologist
Due up for the Angels…
1) “I just on the SMELL GOOD and I’m ‘bout ta HIT BAD.”
2) Snoop from “The Wire”
3) “Jos lemme poo da tip in.”

Due up for the Angels…

1) “I just on the SMELL GOOD and I’m ‘bout ta HIT BAD.”

2) Snoop from “The Wire”

3) “Jos lemme poo da tip in.”