June 26th, 2013
hermitologist
PRODcast 52: Yoenis Cespedes' Comprehensively Chronicled Core Strenff
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

Last PROD for a while, while Riley goes a-gallavantin’. Here’s what we’ve got!

  • Open
  • Emails from slightly less crazy people, apparently
  • Musical guest: SNAILFACE
  • Human/Canadian guest: Andrew Stoeten of Getting Blanked, DJF & The Internet
  • Based Bald Talk!
  • Puig! 
  • Myers! 
  • Wainwright!
  • Nolasco
  • #hatchat
  • Musical Advice with Riley and Ian
  • What’s Next?
  • TTFN!
February 19th, 2013
hermitologist
"Alrighty, Brett. We’re all ready for you. If you’d kindly remove your welding goggles, we’ll snap a few pics and you’ll be on your way."
"They’re not welding goggles."
"OK. Well, if you could take them off, we’ll just snap a f-"
"NO."

"Alrighty, Brett. We’re all ready for you. If you’d kindly remove your welding goggles, we’ll snap a few pics and you’ll be on your way."

"They’re not welding goggles."

"OK. Well, if you could take them off, we’ll just snap a f-"

"NO."

September 18th, 2012
hermitologist
In case you missed it, Toronto Blue Jays shortstop Yunel Escobar did something stupid and careless on Saturday.

"I’m sorry for the actions of the other day," Escobar said through a translator at a Tuesday news conference. "I’d like to apologize to the fans and the Blue Jays organization. It’s not something I intended to be offensive. It was nothing intentional or directed at anyone in particular. I have nothing against homosexuals."

Yup. It was “nothing intentional” except for the part where he wrote “You are a faggot” in Spanish on his adhesive eye black. That was an accident. He was actually trying to write “Tu Ere Macaroon” (a light, baked confection consisting largely of ground almonds), but he biffed the spelling. So yeah, it wasn’t intentional. Simple mistake. Happens all the time.
Kudos to the Blue Jays for punishing a player for being an idiot.
Next up: Suspensions for player DUIs.

In case you missed it, Toronto Blue Jays shortstop Yunel Escobar did something stupid and careless on Saturday.

"I’m sorry for the actions of the other day," Escobar said through a translator at a Tuesday news conference. "I’d like to apologize to the fans and the Blue Jays organization. It’s not something I intended to be offensive. It was nothing intentional or directed at anyone in particular. I have nothing against homosexuals."

Yup. It was “nothing intentional” except for the part where he wrote “You are a faggot” in Spanish on his adhesive eye black. That was an accident. He was actually trying to write “Tu Ere Macaroon” (a light, baked confection consisting largely of ground almonds), but he biffed the spelling. So yeah, it wasn’t intentional. Simple mistake. Happens all the time.

Kudos to the Blue Jays for punishing a player for being an idiot.

Next up: Suspensions for player DUIs.

June 27th, 2011
teenarcher
Due up next for the Jays:
Fix your goddamned hat
2011 AL MVP
3-5 years for indecent exposure and criminal mischief

Due up next for the Jays:

  1. Fix your goddamned hat
  2. 2011 AL MVP
  3. 3-5 years for indecent exposure and criminal mischief