January 4th, 2013
hermitologist
Bob Owchinko
DADHAT: 70
DERP: 45
WALLEYE: 70
NAME: 60
Career bWAR: 1.0
[h/t Brian J. Ristau]

Bob Owchinko

DADHAT: 70

DERP: 45

WALLEYE: 70

NAME: 60

Career bWAR: 1.0

[h/t Brian J. Ristau]

January 4th, 2013
hermitologist

Max Venable

DADHAT: 40

DERP: 70

AFRO: 45

NERD: 80

Career bWAR: 0.2

January 4th, 2013
hermitologist
Rafael Landestoy
DADHAT: 80
DERP: 50
MUSTACHE: 45
AFRO: 40
NAME: 60
Career bWAR: 0.2
[h/t to Travis Reitsma]

Rafael Landestoy

DADHAT: 80

DERP: 50

MUSTACHE: 45

AFRO: 40

NAME: 60

Career bWAR: 0.2

[h/t to Travis Reitsma]

January 4th, 2013
hermitologist
Rodney Craig
DADHAT: 50
DERP: 70AFRO: 55
WEED: 80
Career bWAR: -1.2 

Rodney Craig

DADHAT: 50

DERP: 70

AFRO: 55

WEED: 80

Career bWAR: -1.2 

January 4th, 2013
hermitologist

John Lowenstein

"Hello. I’m here to kidnap your child play baseball.”

DADHAT: 60

DERP: 45

MUSTACHE: 60

CREEPINESS: 80

Career bWAR: 8.1