April 1st, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 74: Kenley Jansen's One-Pitch Filth
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

Yeah, this podcast is dedicated to all the teachers that told us we’d never get past episode fitty. It’s all good, baby.

- It was all a dream: Not Jose Mota welcomes back the baseball season (0:00-7:12)

- We read your crazy-ass emails (7:45-28:45)

- Salt and Pepa and Animals as Leaders up in the limousine (29:2-34:15)

- Every Wednesday night, Evan Funk Davies, not Marley Marl (34:15-53:55)

- Baseball talk til my tape popped (54:42-1:20:11)

  • BASEDBALL IS BACK
  • Mike Trout is rich (and very good at baseball)
  • Miguel Cabrera is also rich (and good at baseball) and the Tigers are dumb
  • DICKSTAND
  • Our respective divisional picks, wild card teams, NL & AL champs & WS champ

- Peace to Puig DCult Leader, KWC (1:21:05-1:27:55)

And if you don’t know, now you know…

March 20th, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 73: Ricardo Rincon (Dick Corner) & The Death of the UCL
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

We’re back after yet another li’l break. Sometimes life just happens, y’know? 

- The open feat. Dick Talk (0:00-6:40)

- Canada-free emails (7:15-30:00)

- Musical guest: DEAD RIDER (30:45-34:35)

- Baseball talk! (34:35-1:02:20)

  • TJ surgery for everyone!
  • Aroldis Chapman, ugh.
  • Australian ballbase?
  • Ian’s Cactus League recap!
  • Holy shit, Mike Trout.

- Musical advice (1:03:05-1:26:05)

- See you next time! Thank you! 

March 3rd, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 72: Carlton Fisk, Captain of the Fun Police
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

In honor of Carlton Fisk, we bring you what may be our shortest episode ever! We hope you enjoy it.

Also, we love Hunter Harvey now

- The open (:27-5:00)

- The emails. (5:40-39:38) Wanna email us?? productiveouts@gmail.com!

- The musical guest: BEARCUBBIN’ (41:00-44:48)

- The baseball talk (44:48-1:02:40)

  • Mike Trout’s $1 million deal (he’s still really good at baseball)
  • Expanded replay and the new home plate collision rule
  • Jake Peavy hurt himself fishing
  • That horrendous Cleveland Indians lid #hatchat

- Spring training, Puig Destroyer, book proposals, and fares well (1:03:10-1:14:00)

March 2nd, 2014
hermitologist

A photographic tribute to Guillermo Mota (aka William Speck), a man whose DERP flew under the radar for 14 almost-exactly-replacement-level seasons.

Bon voyage or whatever.

February 20th, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 71: PRODcast 71: Gonzalez German Germen's Germane Germing
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

YOU GUYS. IT’S ALMOST BASEBALL. So we made a show for you. Here’s how it went. 

-Open (0:00- 3:45)

-Emails from Canadians (4:15-23:25)

-Musical Guest: VULGAR TRADE (24:15-25:50)

-Human Guest: Will Sharp, pro scout with the Houston Astros (25:50-1:09:00)

-Baseball Things! (1:09:55)

  • Baseball Is Back! (sort of)
  • A Mike Trout Extension?
  • Braves Be Spendin’ (Freeman, Kimbrel, Heyward, Teheran, Simmons … )
  • The Face of MLB
  • Mark Mulder’s Improbable Comeback Is Over (Achilles Heels)
  • Gratuitous Jeff Karstens Discussion

-Musical Advice:  How does someone who’s never played an instrument start in adulthood? (1:25:30-1:30:20)

-What’s Next? BP annual, Puig Destroyer write about baseball for Decibel, spring training trips… (1:30:20-1:37:20)

-We out