August 27th, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 91: Minor League Guy
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

There he is, our Lord and Savior: Minor League Guy! Everything we do — including this episode — we do in his name. 

Here’s what we’ve got:

-  The open (0:00-3:15)

- Your crazy emails (3:55-25:30)

- The musical guest: DAMA/LIBRABuy “Claw” here. (25:50-29:30)

- The baseball talk! (29:30-51:52)

  • MadBum is good. Big-Time Timmy Jim is not. 
  • The Orioles are the least-bad team in the AL West
  • Same with the Royals in the Central (at least at the time we recorded this)
  • Halos are in first, and the AL West is gonna be a barn-burner!
  • Nationals look to have the NL East locked up…
  • … and the Pirates are pretty much done
  • Meanwhile Chris Carter is making a stealth run at the home run title

- Musical advice x 2: (52:45-1:05:10)

  • We discuss our best and worst decisions in our music careers, and 
  • Can you enjoy your own records after they’re finished?

- The week(s) in review: Puig Destroyer stuff and Ian’s vacation rundown. We won’t be hurt if you skip this part. (1:05:10-1:13:20)

THANKS FOR LISTENING! 

April 1st, 2014
hermitologist
PRODcast 74: Kenley Jansen's One-Pitch Filth
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

Yeah, this podcast is dedicated to all the teachers that told us we’d never get past episode fitty. It’s all good, baby.

- It was all a dream: Not Jose Mota welcomes back the baseball season (0:00-7:12)

- We read your crazy-ass emails (7:45-28:45)

- Salt and Pepa and Animals as Leaders up in the limousine (29:2-34:15)

- Every Wednesday night, Evan Funk Davies, not Marley Marl (34:15-53:55)

- Baseball talk til my tape popped (54:42-1:20:11)

  • BASEDBALL IS BACK
  • Mike Trout is rich (and very good at baseball)
  • Miguel Cabrera is also rich (and good at baseball) and the Tigers are dumb
  • DICKSTAND
  • Our respective divisional picks, wild card teams, NL & AL champs & WS champ

- Peace to Puig DCult Leader, KWC (1:21:05-1:27:55)

And if you don’t know, now you know…

November 5th, 2013
hermitologist
PRODcast 64: Nobody Ever Wore #64 On Purpose
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

Pretty chill show. Just two guys who love baseball — and each other — talking about baseball. And each other. 

- Open

- You’re (you are) emails 

- The musical guest: BEASTMILK

- Baseball chatta

  • Whirled Serious
  • Handicapping and predicting the top 3,000 free agents
  • Awards and what not

- Teh outro — ttfn!

August 21st, 2013
hermitologist
Rantasaurus Rex
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

In case you missed it: Here’s the PED rant to end all PED rants.

Listen to the rest of PRODcast 56 here.

June 26th, 2013
hermitologist
PRODcast 52: Yoenis Cespedes' Comprehensively Chronicled Core Strenff
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

Last PROD for a while, while Riley goes a-gallavantin’. Here’s what we’ve got!

  • Open
  • Emails from slightly less crazy people, apparently
  • Musical guest: SNAILFACE
  • Human/Canadian guest: Andrew Stoeten of Getting Blanked, DJF & The Internet
  • Based Bald Talk!
  • Puig! 
  • Myers! 
  • Wainwright!
  • Nolasco
  • #hatchat
  • Musical Advice with Riley and Ian
  • What’s Next?
  • TTFN!