PRODUCTIVE OUTS

April 10th, 2013

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Ladies and gents,

We are incredibly happy to announce that the Productive Outs Merch Store now has HATS!!!

These are New Era 9FIFTY adjustable lids with the PO monogram logo, and they came out awesome. We’re super excited and hope that you are too.

We also restocked our supply of PO monogram logo tees, so if you missed the first two runs of them, they’re now available in S, M, L & XL.

Thank you so much for your support. It means the world to us.

-r&i

March 27th, 2013

hermitologist

PRODcast 41: Tom Seaver's Cabernet Sauvignon Cabaret

Productive Outs

The PRODcast

Greetings, friends.

We are without a “special human guest” this week, so you’re stuck with 75 minutes of the two of us reading email novellas from crazy people, ~~rambling about~~ discussing baseball-type things and melting your face with the music of Fight Amp.

Enjoy!

r&i

The show rundown is as follows:

Hello

Emails from lunatics

Musical Guest: Fight Amp (songs from Manners & Praise)

“Bad Listener I”
Faith In Man”
“Bitter Son”
“School”

A few baseball-type things

Is it Baseball yet? No.
Vernon Wells drags his piles of money to the Bronx in exchange for two Star Wars characters
The slow decay of Roy Halladay
The end of the LOHSE saga
Ricky LOLmero to High-A
Puig to start the season in the minors
Fantastrophe Draft: It, uh … happened or something.

What’s next?

Ian at BP & Riley at PureVolume this week
SHIRTZ ‘N HATZ

Buh Bye

March 15th, 2013

hermitologist

WE HAVE NEW SHIRTS!!!

Hi Friends,

We have new tees up in our merch store, just in time for a brand new season of BASEDBALLS.

Here are the deets:

They are printed on 100% combed and ring-spun cotton jersey knit tees
They are slightly fitted. (Think American Apparel, but a bit less heavy.)
They have a taped neck and shoulders, and are double-needle stitched
The screen is vintage single-pass.
They are awesome.
All of your friends will be jealous.

So … If you want to wear a short-sleeved hug, look super cool and support our endeavors here at Productive Outs, you’d best pick one up ASAP because quantities are limited and they are already selling like hotcakes (which don’t really sell all that well anymore because low-carbs and obesity and diabetes and all that jazz).

SHIRTS! YOU DON’T HAVE TO EAT THEM!