Jeff Karstens gave up one earned run on five hits in six innings, walked one, and struck out three on Monday in a 1-0 loss to the Diamondbacks. That single run was a broken bat homerun by Justin Upton that triggered the first-ever sighting of the “flip-back-the-bill to oops-forgot-how-to-breathe to extended-sigh to labored-mouthbreathe to toddler-quietly-shitting-himself-while-standing-in-a-corner” KarstensFace. Truly an epic moment.

Jeff Karstens has a face.

This is the ninth installment in our ongoing tribute to him. And his face.