***BREAKING*** SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG

Jeff Karstens was pulled from last night’s after just one inning due to something the Pirates are calling “shoulder inflammation”. We here at Productive Outs are obviously not doctors, but after conducting a series of independent tests with our Tandy® DigiOptical PhotoComb™ and running the data we’ve collected through our new Realistic® Hyperspecious Derptrometer, we’ve surmised that he’s out with (what they refer to in the biz as) “a face” and will be placed on the 15-Day DL.

Jeff Karstens still has a face, you guys. Even if it’s on the DL.

This is the twelfth installment in our ongoing tribute to him. And his face.

(Click the pic for A VARY BREEF AN SAD SLYDISHOWZ)