Jeff Karstens, threw seven scoreless innings in a 3-0 victory over that team from Miami that wears uniforms that look like they were designed by a Project Runway castoff on blotter acid. Much to our dismay, photographers at PNC Park were unable to capture much of his derpness in all of its glory, leaving us with only one screencap of Derpivision (PIP) to show for those seven innings of works. Tha horrah!
Jeff Karstens still has a face, you guys, even though there weren’t many photos of it.
This is the seventeenth installment in our ongoing tribute to him. And his face.