Hi friends.

Still looking for the PERFECT holiday gift for your mom, dad, brother, sister, wife, girlfriend, friend, grandpa, grandma, uncle, aunt, niece, nephew, cousin, second cousin, third cousin twice-removed, or dog? 

Well, WHOO BOY! You’re in luck.

The Productive Outs Merch Hut has just been re-stocked with all sorts of wearable hugs. We’ve got tees and hoodies and baseball-style raglans and THEY’RE ALL ON SALE.

That’s right, ladies and germs. We’re slashing prices and … 

HOLY SHIT is right.

If you order by Dec. 20th you should have your Productive Outs goodies in time to wrap ‘em up*, stick ‘em under the tree and make a special someone’s holiday a whole lot better**.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Happy holidays!

r&i

*this is according to the USPS.

** “Ooh, thanks for the shirt. What’s a Productive Outs?”

“It’s a baseball blog … err, Twitter feed … err, podcast or something.”

“A what?”

“It’s a thing wh- It’s uh … There are these two guys an-“

“What?”

“No, but … yeah, so it’s like … There’s … baseball and uh …”

“THANKS FOR NOTHING.”