Kyuji Fujikawa. Easy 70, with the potential to be elite. Really promising.

Oh, Larry. A 70, made more impressive by the fact that throwing out the first pitch isn't really supposed to be DERP-inducing at all. Like wine, Jones has the potential to become better with age.

Matt Cain. 50.

Jon Niese. 40. Also a 40 when he's doing absolutely nothing.

Edinson Volquez. 45.

Felix Hernandez. 50.