May 8th, 2013
PRODcast 45: Pedro Martinez's Lucky Midget
Productive Outs
The PRODcast

We’re on something of a roll here: two shows in two weeks! And they’re both really good, if we do say so ourselves. (We do.)

Here’s the haps.

Your (Expurgated) Emails

Musical Guest: Cult Of Luna

Human Guest: Marc Normandin of SBNation, Over The Monster and elsewhere

Baseball Talk:

  • The Angels are horrible
  • The Giants swept LOLs Dodgers
  • Roy Halladay: Done? A grinder or selfish?
  • The “Royal ‘We””, always a pertinent topic
  • Proper LOLmenclature: A Field Guide 
  • J.A. Happ: We really hope you’re OK.

What’s Next:

  • Ian at BP, the Houston BP Event and other things
  • Riley at Getting Blanked & PureVolume
August 24th, 2012

A Very Brief Thought About Trade Between The Red Sox And Dodgers

This is basically the equivalent of some ultra-rich dickhead buying out a fancy restaurant for an evening party for some of his “friends”. It’s a restaurant that was awesome like five years ago, but has since devolved into a place where idiots hang out, and the chefs are over it, and the wait staff is slacking and eating and sneaking shots on their shifts, and the manager is kinda just standing there with his arms crossed like “Do you know whothefuck I am?”

Yeah. We did, but we don’t care anymore.

But the ultra-rich dickhead did. And in a last-ditch effort to end the 2012 fiscal year by impressing the pants off of his “friends”, he threw a mind-boggling amount of cash at this restaurant in the hopes of closing the year out with a bang, retaining some new pals, and maybe…maybe getting laid.

And it’s likely that none of that will happen.

What will happen is that this ultra-rich dickhead is going to wear this retroactively bold decision for the next few years, until he either hits rock bottom or gets bailed out by one of his loaded relatives again.

Two musicians who love baseball, but don't take it too seriously.


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