HANDY DANDY DADLAP REFERENCE GUIDE - “THE MATSUI”

We’d suggest that you print this out on 2 x 3 card stock, laminate it, and keep it in your wallet so that you can refer to it when you spot DADLAP in the wild.

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This is fucking UGLY. 

All these guys get paid to do is hit. None of them are.