hermitologist 

This is supposed to be a SIIIICK BURN on Texas Rangers fans, but uh …
Los Angeles Lakers: 17 (12 in LA)
Los Angeles Dodgers: 6 (5 in LA)
Los Angeles Kings: 1
Anaheim Ducks: 1
Los Angeles Angels: 1
I mean, (and this is coming from an Angels fan) sure … one is more than zero, but really? REALLY?!