May 1st, 2013
hermitologist
Zoom We found someone to carry the torch of DERP while our hero Jeff Karstens is on the DL.

We found someone to carry the torch of DERP while our hero Jeff Karstens is on the DL.

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April 5th, 2013
hermitologist

Michael Morse Is A Hammer-Wielding Adonis

This is Mike Morse’s solo shot off of A.J. Griffin last night.

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The pitch: A 1-1 fastball that was six inches off the inside black and bearing in on his meathooks.

The swing: Like Thor swinging his hammer. Brute strength.

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 The velocity off the bat: 107.9 mph

The elevation angle: 23.6º

The distance: 383 feet

The verdict: That’ s four bombs in four games for The Sea Beast, and as a result, the collective man crush that Productive Outs has on him has reached freakish levels. 

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October 19th, 2012
teenarcher
Zoom Billy Martin: Berkeley High class of ‘46. (Artist’s rendering on a traffic control cabinet near the Berkeley High campus.)

Billy Martin: Berkeley High class of ‘46. (Artist’s rendering on a traffic control cabinet near the Berkeley High campus.)

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October 3rd, 2012
teenarcher
PRODcast 22: The Ball(s) Between Bill Buckner's Legs
Productive Outs

Number 22 goes a little sumthin’ like this (HIT IT!)

  • Emails
  • Musical guest: METZ
  • Non-musical guest: WENDY THURM
  • The personified disappointment that is the Angels 2012 season
  • The Giants are the converse (or is it inverse?) of that
  • Awards talk
  • The new Wild Card format is nothing if not WILD
  • The J. Weeks/B. Crawford body swap
  • Ian is all cryptic about the forthcoming Kowloon Walled City record
  • BYE SEE YA

p.s.: here’s the dildo pic if you wanna see it

p.p.s we have new shirts now, and they are awesome

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February 29th, 2012
hermitologist
Zoom The last thing a pile of food sees.

The last thing a pile of food sees.

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Two musicians who love baseball, but don't take it too seriously.

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