Jeff Karstens gave up two earned runs on six hits in seven innings, walked one, and struck out five, before two guys that look like they smoke a ton of weed took over for him on the mound and started putting balls on tees for Milwaukee Brewers hitters.
Jeff Karstens gave up three earned runs on six hits in 5.1 innings, walked two, struck out five, and gave up a homerun to a guy that looks like a giant Gerber baby yesterday afternoon against the Cardinals.
Productive Outs’ favorite face, Jeff Karstens, struck out nine and gave up two runs while picking up his ninth win against the San Francisco Giants today.
Much to our dismay, a majority of the photos taken of his performance were taken from the camera well by the first base dugout at AT&T Park, leaving us with very little full-frontal KarstensFace to have fun with this week.
In its stead, we present you with a healthy alternative…
PenceFace (originally brought to light by Sam Miller of Baseball Prospectus and The Orange County Register.)
Hunter Pence went 1-for-4, with a bomb and two RBI in a 9-8 win against the Los Angeles LOLgers today.