Tagged "Pittsburgh Pirates"

Jeff Karstens gave up two earned runs on six hits in seven innings, walked one, and struck out five, before two guys that look like they smoke a ton of weed took over for him on the mound and started putting balls on tees for Milwaukee Brewers hitters.

Jeff Karstens has a face.

This is the seventh installment in our ongoing tribute to him. And his face.

Jeff Karstens gave up three earned runs on six hits in 5.1 innings, walked two, struck out five, and gave up a homerun to a guy that looks like a giant Gerber baby yesterday afternoon against the Cardinals.

Jeff Karstens has a face.

This is the sixth installment in our ongoing tribute to him. And his face.

Productive Outs’ favorite face, Jeff Karstens, struck out nine and gave up two runs while picking up his ninth win against the San Francisco Giants today.

Much to our dismay, a majority of the photos taken of his performance were taken from the camera well by the first base dugout at AT&T Park, leaving us with very little full-frontal KarstensFace to have fun with this week.

In its stead, we present you with a healthy alternative…

PenceFace (originally brought to light by Sam Miller of Baseball Prospectus and The Orange County Register.)

Hunter Pence went 1-for-4, with a bomb and two RBI in a 9-8 win against the Los Angeles LOLgers today.

Hunter Pence has a face.

This is a tribute to him. And his face.

Jeff Karstens had a rough outing against the Padres last night, giving up nine earned runs on nine hits in just 3.1 innings.

Jeff Karstens has a face.

This is the fifth installment in our tribute to him. And his face.

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Jeff Karstens still has a face, guys.

Jeff Karstens pitched 7 innings, gave up one earned run, and lost today.

Jeff Karstens has a face.

This is the second installment in our ongoing tribute to him. And his face.

(click a pic to embiggen and start TEH SECOND UBER-KARSTENS PHOTO SLIDEY THING!!1)

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLOON.

Jeff Karstens threw a complete game shut out last night against the Houston Astros.

Jeff Karstens has a face.

This is our tribute to him. And his face.

(Click a pic to embiggen and begin SUPER-ULTIMATE JEFF KARSTENS SLIDSHOWZ!!1)