Still looking for the PERFECT holiday gift for your mom, dad, brother, sister, wife, girlfriend, friend, grandpa, grandma, uncle, aunt, niece, nephew, cousin, second cousin, third cousin twice-removed, or dog?
Well, WHOO BOY! You’re in luck.
The Productive Outs Merch Hut has just been re-stocked with all sorts of wearable hugs. We’ve got tees and hoodies and baseball-style raglans and THEY’RE ALL ON SALE.
That’s right, ladies and germs. We’re slashing prices and …
HOLY SHIT is right.
If you order by Dec. 20th you should have your Productive Outs goodies in time to wrap ‘em up*, stick ‘em under the tree and make a special someone’s holiday a whole lot better**.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
*this is according to the USPS.
** “Ooh, thanks for the shirt. What’s a Productive Outs?”
“It’s a baseball blog … err, Twitter feed … err, podcast or something.”
“It’s a thing wh- It’s uh … There are these two guys an-“
“No, but … yeah, so it’s like … There’s … baseball and uh …”
“THANKS FOR NOTHING.”