Hello, ladies. 

- Open (0:00-6:50)

- Emails (7:35-20:45)

- Musical guest: OBLITERATIONS. Buy “Poison Everything” here.(21:23-24:15)

 - The baseball talk (24:15-55:35)

• NLCS - GAINTS & CRADS are battling
• ALCS - Royals continue to win in exciting fashion
• That #JABO broadcast: ehh?
• Andrew Friedman to the Dodgers: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
• Chip Hale is the DBacks’ new overlord: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
• Ep. 111 of the 99% Invisible Podcast on Rooting for Laundry & The Story of Stirrups

- Musical advice: What does a tech actually do? (with bonus boner talk!) (56:20-1:12:45)

We’re 94 episodes into this thing, and we thought we should finally make an effort. Tune in and see if you can tell! 

 - Open (0:00-8:40)

- Emails (9:18-36:02)

- Musical guest: PHORIA. Buy “Bloodworks” here. (36:42-40:00)

- Human guest: Andy McCullough, Royals beat writer for the Kansas City Star.  (40:00-

- The baseball things!

• Ron Washington might’ve stepped down because of sexual assault charges. So why is nobody talking about it?

• Chris Davis gets popped for Adderall. Whoops!

• Why are the Yankees even thinking about bringing Tanaka back?

• The playoff races are a little boring. OK, a LOT boring. 

• Who you got in the Whirled Serious?

• ALTUVE.

- Puig Destroyer news! Check out our sweet shirts!

GAZE AT ITS LUSTROUS GLORY

Here’s the show:

- Open (0:00-7:05)

- Emails (7:45-24:45)

- Musical Guest: THE LIFE AND TIMES. Buy “Lost Bees “(and other stuff) here. (26:20-31:10)

- Human guest: Film historian and Dodgers fan Karina Longworth. Listen to “You Must Remember This” here. (31:10-53:04)

- The baseball things! (53:38-1:19:26)

• Halos sweep A’s, and Shat Moomaker is having one hell of a season.

• Royals survived a near Royalsing, and the Brewers have finally Brewered

• Bo Porter gets the axe in Houston, people argue about Houston (again)

• Jose Altuve is a goddamn warlock.

• Clayton Kershaw is also p. good.

• Can/should a pitcher be the MVP?

- Puig Destroyer news and a quick wrap-up. (1:20:11-1:23:43)

Thanks for listenin’!

Hello! A short, sweet, guest-free episode for you this week, with baseball, musical advice, and #TRASHDICK for everyone!

- Open (0:00-3:20)

- Emails (4:00-23:50)

- Musical guest: CONVERGE (24:35-32:25)

- Baseball talk: (32:25-58:25)

• The Giants are crumbling and the Dodgers are rolling

• Sergio Romo done lost his job

• Is Jose Altuve a warlock?

• Are the Mariners actually pretty good?

• OH NOEZ, GROUND CONTROL

• Bryce Harper is talking shit again

• RauLOL Ibanez and the RoyLOLs

• Giancarlo Stanton is gonna be in the HR Derby and HOLY SHIT

• Our picks for the HR Derby 

- Musical advice: What do you think about, and how do you approach/interpret your recorded performances? (59:10-1:08:08)

- Puig Destroyer update and KWC tour (1:08:08-1:11:00)

- Goodnight!

GREETINGS, CONSUMER. We have an adequate episode for you today. It consists of:

• An intro segment
• An email segment
• An interview segment with extraterrestrial radio host Mike Ferrin
• A musical segment featuring NATIVE
• A baseball segment featuring:
• The Royals Royalsing
• The Angels Angelsing
• Dogfights in the NL Central and AL East
• Marlon Byrd got traded. Wait, that can’t be right. Is Marlon Byrd even in the major leagues??
• Addison Russell is a Dude
• A musical advice segment: How tours are put together
• A farewell segment

Thank you for your indulgence, and for putting up with our technical difficulties! We love you deeply.