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PRODcast 109’s “Old School Player of the Week”: Felix Fermin
A Felix fer you and a Felix Fermin!
80 DADHAT, 70 CREEPSTACHE, 70 EYESTACHE, 70 DADLAP
Fermin spent 10 years in the bigs as a mostly awful MIF with the Pirates, Indians, Mariners and Cubes. Career WAR of 1.8, OPS of .608. He led the league in sacrifice hits … er … PRODUCTIVE OUTS in 1989. He’s now the manager of the Delfines de Ciudad del Carmen in the Mexican League.
And his eyebrows look exactly like his mustache. Coincidence? NO.
That time the Yankees almost traded Mariano for Felix Fermin.