oldtimefamilybaseball:

Tony Phillips, a 52-year-old former Major Leaguer, is currently playing baseball for the Yuma Scorpions. Mike Marshall, a 51-year-old former Major Leaguer is currently managing the Chico Outlaws. Naturally, the two got into a fight and Jose Canseco had to pull his team off the field for fear of another fight breaking out. 

It’s like watching a Curb Your Enthusiasm storyline breakout in a news report. 

This is why we can’t have nice things.