(0:00-4:21) The open, where we tell you what’s in store and commiserate about our intern situation.

(4:53-9:15) The musical guest: HEAT DUST. Buy “Heat Dust” here.

(9:15-27:49) Emails from Canada’s best inbox-stuffers

(28:25-45:12) The baseball things

• The World Series is upon us, and the Royals are rolling
• Ruben Amaro is now … a first base coach?
• Scott Servais is now an MLB manager but has no experience
• Bud Black is one again and has lots

(45:45-51:05 ) Musical advice: How do you practice playing the drums when you ain’t got no drums?

(51:05-56:34) This week’s Old School Player of the Week is: Lynn Jones

GREETINGS, CONSUMER. We have an adequate episode for you today. It consists of:

• An intro segment
• An email segment
• An interview segment with extraterrestrial radio host Mike Ferrin
• A musical segment featuring NATIVE
• A baseball segment featuring:
• The Royals Royalsing
• The Angels Angelsing
• Dogfights in the NL Central and AL East
• Marlon Byrd got traded. Wait, that can’t be right. Is Marlon Byrd even in the major leagues??
• Addison Russell is a Dude
• A musical advice segment: How tours are put together
• A farewell segment

Thank you for your indulgence, and for putting up with our technical difficulties! We love you deeply.