World’s-worst-fauxhawk x farmer-tan collabo

Separated at birth: Busy Phillips and Devin Mesoraco

(h/t to Courtney)

The dim origins of the phenomenon known as “planking” have finally been unearthed. It was actually originated by Yonder Alonso in 2008 while he was attending the University of Miami. This photo captures his first attempt, while Florida State’s Buster Posey and an umpire look on.

Hat tip to Jeff at Replacement Level Baseball for the concept. 

PRECIOUS.

Dear Drew Stubbs:

I don’t want to alarm you, but you better watch yourself in the shower.