That douchebag from the Rays and that douchebag from Papa John’s: same guy, right? 

David Koechner and Ty Wigginton: separated at birth?

Separated at birth: Busy Phillips and Devin Mesoraco

(h/t to Courtney)

PRECIOUS.

Have you ever seen Twins manager Ron Gardenhire and this albino gorilla in the same place at the same time?

I rest my case.

(They’re twins, get it?)

Today’s losing pitcher in the Nats-Giants tilt today, Sean Burnett, may not have been separated at birth from Kenny Powers, but he does bear a pretty striking resemblance. 

Separated at birth: Jayson Werth and Cornelius from Planet of the Apes