April 6th, 2016

PRODcast 124′s Old School Player of the Week: TITO FUENTES

Fuentes spent 13 seasons in the bigs as a 2B, SS, 3B with the Giants, Padres, Tigers and A’s, and posted a career OPS+ of 82 (that’s not good) and a batting average of .268 (that’s also not all that good and who cares about batting average anyway what is this 1983 go iron your corduroys you dweeb). And while his sub-replacement level play would be a fine reason to pick him as the OSPOTW, it’s not the real reason we picked him. We picked him because he is both a card carrying member of the “Windbreaker Underneath The Uniform” club (aka the WUTU club), and he is the founder of the “Why The Fuck Are You Wearing A Headband?” Club (aka this acronym is too long and sounds like the surname of a Nigerian soccer player). Sometimes he wears the headband under his #DADHAT, sometimes it’s over his #DADHAT and obscures the team’s logo, sometimes it’s a complimentary solid color, and sometimes it’s Gym Class Issue White# and he scribbles “TITO” on it with a Sharpie. All of the times it is bad.

Nonetheless, we celebrate Tito and his perplexing headwear and would encourage you to do the same.

October 24th, 2012
PRODcast 24: The Say Hey Kid Edition
Productive Outs

Inspired by the greatest player of all time (and our biggest and best guest yet), we turn in our best PRODcast to date. 

  • Agenda
  • Emails
  • Musical Guest: Death Grips
  • Special Guest: Mark F*cking Trumbo
  • The Giants Win the Pennant!
  • Incorrect World Series Predictions
  • Give Credit Where It’s Due, Dude: Managers & Front Offices 
  • Ozzie Guillen? More Like Ozzie Goin’, Am I Right???
  • The Future Is Bright for the Cardinals
  • Market Research

Other information of note:

  • You can find ALL the PrawnCrabs, including the latest episode, on our libsyn page.
  • If you’re an iTunes person, you can subscribe etc. here.
  •  Prefer RSS? We got you, kid: RSSSSSSSSS.
  • Do you Book Faces? Liken unto us!
  • We still have a few sweet shirts left. Act fast if you want one of the O.G. batch! Dogs love ‘em!

June 4th, 2011
Zoom Magglio Ordonez on a rehab assignment with the Toledo Mudhens

Magglio Ordonez on a rehab assignment with the Toledo Mudhens

May 10th, 2011

MILB.tv: The best $30 you could conceivably ever spend

Watching baseball is the most fun you can have with your clothes on, even if you watch ballgames naked, as I am wont to do. MLB.tv, NPB games on Justin.tv, college games on ESPN3 — you’d think that would be enough baseball to satisfy even the most rabid fan. But there’s one more little-heralded outlet for quality baseball broadcasts: milb.tv.

For the low price of $29.99 a season, you can watch an average of 15 minor league ballgames on your computer every day. If you just want to dip your toe in the milb water, you can buy a single month for $6.99. The majority of the games broadcast are AAA, so you’re guaranteed a pretty high level of competition. You’ll see the stars of the future getting ready to break out, the occasional star of the present on a rehab stint, and the odd star of the past trying to recapture whatever it is that allowed him to be a regular big-leaguer.

While the level of competition is pretty high, this is still the minor leagues. The announcers are generally a step below what you’ll find on a major-league broadcast, and the camera work and direction can be flat-out bad. (The feed from my beloved Fresno Grizzlies home park looks like it’s captured of a goddamn Pixelvision camera.) But it’s baseball, and between the live games and the archived broadcasts, there’s pro baseball available more or less on tap.

For example, it’s 9 a.m. PDT, and I’m watching the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs at the Toledo Mud Hens, live. Due up for the Iron Pigs are Kevin Frandsen (fringey major-leaguer who’s played for both the Giants and the Angels), Domonic Brown (future Phillies superstar OF), and Ronnie Belliard (AKA Ronnie Belly Lard, journeyman baseball player and professional fat guy).

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So if you can’t get enough baseball into your day, or want see your team’s top prospects in action, or just do research for your keeper league, I highly recommend that you throw down the 30 bucks for milb.tv. If you’re looking for insight into which teams to watch, John Sickels’ excellent Minor League Ball  http://www.minorleagueball.com/ usually has an milb gameday thread that can tip you off about which prospects are playing where, and when. Or just flip around and watch whatever. It’s baseball, and watching baseball just makes you a better person. 

Two musicians who love baseball, but don't take it too seriously.


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